If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

the Ford Flexyour average hearse

The Ford Flex is a full-size crossover manufactured by Ford. Its styling is based on the Ford Fairlane concept unveiled at the 2005 North American International Auto Show.

Does anyone else notice the striking similarities between this new vehicle and a hearse?! Who wants to ride in back? Wayyyy too creepy for me.