Bruno

It's a shame you are so cute, puppy. Because you've weakened every defense I have with your adorable puppy paws and your fat puppy belly.


I don't care if your nails scratch me.

I won't get mad when you pee on the carpet.

I can't flip out when you keep me up at night crying.

I refuse to discipline you when you use my shoe laces as chew toys.

I spend more on your vet bills than on my own healthcare.


You are lucky you're so cute, Bruno, or you'd be on my list. Instead, I spoil you with toys and tummy rubs and offer you more chances for redemption than I would most humans.